I DRANK AN ENTIRE DOUBLE SHOT OF ESPRESSO FROM THE STORE IN LIKE 5 SECONDS AND I CAN HEAR MYSELF BREATHE
i saw this on my dashboard and thought “man yesterday sure was weird” and then i realized that i’m still wearing the same shirt and this post was 5 hours ago
Fuck my life. I just called someone by the wrong name because I was tired and am used to saying that to the other person. It just so happens that the name I called the person was probably the worst possible name I could have possibly called her. I was just tired and barely staying awake to my movie, and I was putting/taking stuff on/off of my ipod. I just feel so stupid because it was honestly a like I’m so tired and am just following a routine kind of mistake, but I feel like it might be viewed as more than that… fuuuuuck
It’s so strange to look back and think of a conversation with an ex of mine about how we were gonna have crazy birthday sex for my 18th birthday and when I turned 18 all I wanted was to have someone to cuddle with me. Now I’m on my 19th and I wish that I even had an idea of who I would want to be the object of my affection.
I didn’t know I wanted this until now.
clothes are optional.
So down for this.
how cute would this be to do with your crush or some shit
just be like oops i fell on you with my half naked body covered in paint
THIS IS FUCKING BRILLANT
anyone want to play with me? ;)
I totally would. My bucket list as well.
no, instead have them all different shades of red or just put small enough spots to where you can still see the other color. play this with your friends, then after your done, don’t wash it off. just walk around, go shopping, or whatever. if any one asks, you have just fought in a great war and vanquished many enemies.
For an added touch, put on a band aid and say “opps, missed one.” and walk away
why not just use fake blood
Or real blood
well it started out as a cute idea…
Tumblr will ruin all cute things